The real question is: are you a the cure gay, a the smiths gay or a depeche mode gay?
might snap this year and learn how to drive
im ganna make a post thats going to cause some of you to vividly remember 2009
Let’s go to candy mountain
this post stole my freaking kidney
she wears short shorts, i push narcotics
she’s in the bleachers and i got that product
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
This quote
We live in a simulation.
Those right-wing maniacs are really trying hard don’t they? Unable to win any argument - so all brain power focusing into making up fake content.
How low the Republicans go when they are scared of powerful women.
“Republican attempt to shame female politician with nude photoshop pictures debunked by foot fetishist using Wikifeet”
That’s a real thing that happened
That’s an actual news story that occured
What even is this planet
WikiWHAT?!
Pictures of Anthony Fantano taken in 2018.
Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”
Take a chance. What’s the worst that could happen?
You lose your job? There are new job opportunities out there for you.
You fail a class? Take it again…or don’t? If it’s not compulsory, take a new class to see if it’s better suited to you.
You lose them? There are 6 billion of them on this planet.
Sissy Spacek and Shelley Duvall. Queens of Screams.
When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it
max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them
fuks:
Anonymous asked:
Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge
booty-bandiitt answered:
careful you don’t choke on my fat nuts